Getting older is the pits unless you keep your sense of humor:
It was fun being a baby boomer ... up till now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. Look for such tunes as:
1. Herman's Hermits...........Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees...............How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin ...............Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr ...............I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack..............The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash ...............I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon ................Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores ................Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye ...............Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem..............Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer.................You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations ..........Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba .....................Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando..............Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling, If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy...............I am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson.............On the Throne Again
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